Conspicuous Consumption

In my experience, the Festivus holiday isn't quite complete without the sight of an unwanted guest retching down the front of their clothes after being presented with a mutant 8-aorta heart from a recently felled quadruped, skilfully skewered on the trusty Teddy Bear hunting sword.


Charles Hellstern was no doubt of of the same opinion when he wrote the 1891 'Deutsch-Amerikanisches Kochbuch', online at Harvard University among the 'Immigration to the United States, 1789-1930' collection.